devious plan

"I know I'm slipping away! I know, it is, everything they said it was. I know I am all the things they said I was."

Dave called me yesterday asking for his shirt back, so I made a devious plan to give it back to him. Nothing that unsuspecting citizens would get, but I shall explain. I wouldn't normally give anything that he gave me back, but since I didn't have any special attachment to the hatebreed shirt, I said ok, he said give it to david, and I said yeah, bye and hung up. So I thought and then it came to me! "I will spray my tommy girl perfume on the shirt, just enough so he will smell it but not too much to make him suspicious." This way he will remember, hopefully, some of the better comforting moments of our past relationship and want me back even more, hehehe. Cuz he always liked that perfume and I always remember the day he said after I left one day that his pillow smelled like me and it made him sleep better, hehe. I wish it was still like that now, but oh well... I'm still not talking to him and had no eye contact w/him today. And I'm sure he didn't really need that shirt back, he just wanted to be able to have an excuse to hear my voice, hehe. He gave me that shirt carelessly along w/a bunch of others that he didn't want at all anymore. I know him too well.